2006-10-10

It's toonie tuesday everywhere today. It should be toonie tuesday for bulk amounts of tacky patterned fabric though. You never find that stuff on cheesy weekday deals. There is no toonie tuesday prostitution either. Probably for the better. That line up would be huge...or maybe the group would be big. I'm not in that area of expertise so I am not in the know when it comes to solicited sex.

This is a pointless entry. All of which are pretty pointless. Im going to keep it up though because next year I can read them and blame other things for present things (in the future). Like, blame my future escort self for past (now present)interests in toonie tuesday blow jobs and have a pretty fucked up excuse as to why im getting rich from sex coupons cut out of the pennysaver on saturdays.
'Toonie Tuesday Tickles'.

Glad thats out of the way. I think I'm just going to chat to myself here for a minute. I mean, Let's talk fancy bells. You know, the kind with big doves or something as the handle, something engraved on the outside of the bell part. Oh lets say *1974*. Normally in your grandmothers 3-tier cabinets and what not. A little tarnished brass bell. If she's fancy it might be porcelain and have an exotic place painted on it...oh you know, *niagara falls*.

What is it with old ladies and niagara falls souvenirs? My grandmother had niagara falls thimbles. She didn't even sew. Everything was brass otherwise with her though. In my opinion, there is something terribly wrong with brass. Like it was supposed to be something but never was finished. So it just looks like a solid fake gold sculpture or something with a colour that ends up resembling something along the lines of a puddle of oil in water after a while. Really, really bad idea. If you like brass, I commend you. A better person than I. Alot of people I find have those thin metal peacocks that both face opposite directions. Someone needs to bring them back, make them bigger and give them more colour. If the toonie tuesday tickles idea falls through I think that should be my backup plan. colourful peacocks for colourful people. wow. Thats horrible.
Try 2.
The pea, cock and colour company.
Thats better.

I wonder what my name is in swahili. Let me look it up.
Ok so with help from "Swahili Learners' Reference Grammar, by Katrina Daly Thompson." Which is not me, but now I wish I had thought of this question sooner. Perhaps, 15 years ago. Then it would be my name on that book. maybe not. Anyways, my name in swahili...was not found. Neither was 'I wish there was a name for me in swahili' and neither was 'whats going on here?' but I did find out that the word for 'bird' in swahili is nyuni or ndege. Depending on probably something you won't find if you look it up.

peace

Katrina at 10:24 PM

2006-10-10

It's toonie tuesday everywhere today. It should be toonie tuesday for bulk amounts of tacky patterned fabric though. You never find that stuff on cheesy weekday deals. There is no toonie tuesday prostitution either. Probably for the better. That line up would be huge...or maybe the group would be big. I'm not in that area of expertise so I am not in the know when it comes to solicited sex.

This is a pointless entry. All of which are pretty pointless. Im going to keep it up though because next year I can read them and blame other things for present things (in the future). Like, blame my future escort self for past (now present)interests in toonie tuesday blow jobs and have a pretty fucked up excuse as to why im getting rich from sex coupons cut out of the pennysaver on saturdays.
'Toonie Tuesday Tickles'.

Glad thats out of the way. I think I'm just going to chat to myself here for a minute. I mean, Let's talk fancy bells. You know, the kind with big doves or something as the handle, something engraved on the outside of the bell part. Oh lets say *1974*. Normally in your grandmothers 3-tier cabinets and what not. A little tarnished brass bell. If she's fancy it might be porcelain and have an exotic place painted on it...oh you know, *niagara falls*.

What is it with old ladies and niagara falls souvenirs? My grandmother had niagara falls thimbles. She didn't even sew. Everything was brass otherwise with her though. In my opinion, there is something terribly wrong with brass. Like it was supposed to be something but never was finished. So it just looks like a solid fake gold sculpture or something with a colour that ends up resembling something along the lines of a puddle of oil in water after a while. Really, really bad idea. If you like brass, I commend you. A better person than I. Alot of people I find have those thin metal peacocks that both face opposite directions. Someone needs to bring them back, make them bigger and give them more colour. If the toonie tuesday tickles idea falls through I think that should be my backup plan. colourful peacocks for colourful people. wow. Thats horrible.
Try 2.
The pea, cock and colour company.
Thats better.

I wonder what my name is in swahili. Let me look it up.
Ok so with help from "Swahili Learners' Reference Grammar, by Katrina Daly Thompson." Which is not me, but now I wish I had thought of this question sooner. Perhaps, 15 years ago. Then it would be my name on that book. maybe not. Anyways, my name in swahili...was not found. Neither was 'I wish there was a name for me in swahili' and neither was 'whats going on here?' but I did find out that the word for 'bird' in swahili is nyuni or ndege. Depending on probably something you won't find if you look it up.

peace

Katrina at 10:24 PM