2007-01-22

Memory Lame

I was looking at my belly just now. I was reminded of the time when I was silly and was riding down the hill on my sisters bike but she had pushed the grips on the handle bars right down and so the metal was exposed. The bike was too small as is. Anyways, the handle bars went all wonky and the front wheel turned sideways aiming the exposed metal at me. We fell but not before the bar left an inch deep circular wound. Its so weird but I can see a tiny lighter circle right above my belly button and I just can't believe its still there.
Im going to talk about injuries. My personal injuries, because I'm up way too early.
I stepped on a hibatchi when I was four. It was cool though because I got to pick a toy out of this box the doctor had. I went into shock so I don't remember much. I didn't walk for a while.
Ummm. what else. I have sprained my ankle so many times it's clearly fucked to look at. In fact I think I have sprained my ankle in the company of almost everyone I know. you would already know that and are probably laughing at me right now. all of you.
None of you know this one...I used to walk with my sister, for whoever, to get the paper from the ....paper holder? (what are those things called?) anyways she would put the money in and I would hold down the door because it was heavy and she would get the paper. Well, one day, nice person that I am, I decide to let my young sister hold the door while I got the paper. Low and be-fucking-hold she lets the door go with my thumb still in the worst place possible....the part that the metal hook locks into the hole. Yeah. I still can't grow a nail long enough for my thumb to look feminine.
In fact, my thumb looks like a toe.
I was backcatcher in grade two for t-ball. I was making fun of the boy I liked when he was up to bat and he turned around and hit me in the crotch with the bat. It bruised....and I had to show my mom...it wasn't cool at the time.
and. thats it. well thats all i can remember.
now im touching wood.

have a peachy one!

Katrina at 5:44 AM

2007-01-22

Memory Lame

I was looking at my belly just now. I was reminded of the time when I was silly and was riding down the hill on my sisters bike but she had pushed the grips on the handle bars right down and so the metal was exposed. The bike was too small as is. Anyways, the handle bars went all wonky and the front wheel turned sideways aiming the exposed metal at me. We fell but not before the bar left an inch deep circular wound. Its so weird but I can see a tiny lighter circle right above my belly button and I just can't believe its still there.
Im going to talk about injuries. My personal injuries, because I'm up way too early.
I stepped on a hibatchi when I was four. It was cool though because I got to pick a toy out of this box the doctor had. I went into shock so I don't remember much. I didn't walk for a while.
Ummm. what else. I have sprained my ankle so many times it's clearly fucked to look at. In fact I think I have sprained my ankle in the company of almost everyone I know. you would already know that and are probably laughing at me right now. all of you.
None of you know this one...I used to walk with my sister, for whoever, to get the paper from the ....paper holder? (what are those things called?) anyways she would put the money in and I would hold down the door because it was heavy and she would get the paper. Well, one day, nice person that I am, I decide to let my young sister hold the door while I got the paper. Low and be-fucking-hold she lets the door go with my thumb still in the worst place possible....the part that the metal hook locks into the hole. Yeah. I still can't grow a nail long enough for my thumb to look feminine.
In fact, my thumb looks like a toe.
I was backcatcher in grade two for t-ball. I was making fun of the boy I liked when he was up to bat and he turned around and hit me in the crotch with the bat. It bruised....and I had to show my mom...it wasn't cool at the time.
and. thats it. well thats all i can remember.
now im touching wood.

have a peachy one!

Katrina at 5:44 AM